Just watching this can cheer a person up!

free hugs [ 12.4 mb ]

Interesting just how many times they could get away recycling the same phrase.

that 70's show compilation [ 15.4 mb ]

This is the best spoof I've seen of this. And you gotta say, they got the outfits down.

dark knight trailer spoof [ 11.8 mb ]

I thought we needed a nice little update to mark the day 2 G-users were banned => Then we can cook up something special for a Banniversary.

A nice long story by one of our members. Part two coming soon.
war angels part 1 [ 0 mb ]

Pretty snazzy.

human slinky [ 5.2 mb ]

This is really cool. It started out normal so I thought "What's the big deal?" Just wait a minute.

south side story [ 14.1 mb ]

Ow, my head.

imagining the 10th dimenson [ 6.6 mb ]


imagining the 10th dimension pt 2 [ 4.2 mb ]

One of our newer members made this, so I thought I'd put it up.
skating [ 0.6 mb ]

Enjoy.

You really foiled me. Seriously. You just HAD to close the thread. Congrats on your coming out of the closet though. A hundred times in one weekend though? A little too much.

Anyway, I'm gonna try and stay away from the boards as much as I can now. As much as I hate to admit it, I never realized how much of my life I wasted posting on the boards when I could be doing other things. And going into my Junior year, I probably need all the focus I can spare. But I will still post on the front page, 'cause in my absence I discovered Stumbleupon, which has essentially proved to be an updater's best friend, and there are some things that just shouldn't go without sharing.

But before I post anything on the front page, I've prepared a top 10 list (of things I did, and things others can do) in my absence. I wish to share it with you guys.

Top 10 things to do when banned from your favorite web site for two weeks:

1. Equip your computer with a new operating system.
2. Go out with an actual girl. You may have heard of them, but if you look hard enough, I promise they exist in a three-dimensional form.
3. Get your drivers license.
4. Search and apply for jobs
5. Read the summer reading books assigned to you by AP History and English teachers (as boring as they may or may not be, you'll be a hundred times better off if you read them than if you don't).
6. Go to the movies enough times so that you're on a first-name basis with most of the employees.
7. Count down the days until your brother moves out
8. Take your little sister to the midnight release party of the new Stephanie Meyer book (seriously every cute girl between the ages of 14 and 17 was there. At first I resented going but I did not regret it.)
9. Lurk and observe dejectedly what your favorite web site has become in your absence.
10. Sleep. A lot.

Now that you know what to do in the case that you're ever banned from your favorite web site, Gprime or otherwise, I hereby give you a small update.

You will lol. Hard. I couldn't upload it to Gprime because it's an interactive thing, more along the lines of a game than a video, so I have to post a link.
It's a wonderful internet

Here's another of those interactive non-uploadable things. Just now found this. Have fun - I know you will.
Yay Kaleidoscope (the possibilities are endless)

<3
I pressed one button and it was running through my head for hours.

Okay, I'm done for now. I'll probably update once in a while, but don't expect it too frequently. And I lied - I'll post on the boards once in a while, but probably not as much as I used to before the b&.

EDIT:

Just found this and had multiple minutes of fun.
OMG

It's my first update.
Life is better when you are strange. It really is.

people are strange [ 7 mb ]
One of my favorite songs. Dunno why.

return i will to old brazil [ 9.6 mb ]

WHOOOOO! Now you can all sit around in a circle painting each other's toenails and sharing your feelings while laughing at all those hilarious stories in our...

SUPER DUPER BRAND NEWPER

TEXT SECTION!

*trumpets sound*

...with some minor glitches. Liek the text going so far off the page you can scroll till there's nothing but yellow. Consider is another lovable quirk.

So, let's get the ball rolling. I want to see you guys writing and submitting on the forums, ya hear? Thanks to Murarth for making all our wordy fantasies come true and creating a place for them to come together. (yay innuendos)

Finally, some content from our own kiddies.
potato peril

This is a basic guide for bleaching and dying your hair that I wrote to help several friends with hair bleaching, so I thought I might as well put it up.
bleaching crash course

hair dye crash course

to anyone who orders pizza...ever

guide to being a man

legs


More to come in the future, enjoy =>

Let's squeeze a video or two into this.


banned porky pig blooper [ 0.4 mb ]


prank gone wrong [ 1.8 mb ]

I can't believe we didn't have this on here! it should be a staple in anyone's video arsenal.

the tape [ 4.3 mb ]

I'll cut the small talk (because I really can't think of any at this momment) and get right to the videos and games.

FYI: I know the videos aren't actually videos, but more of a sound, so just ignore the images and behold the amazingness of these prank calls.


prank call - the elevator [ 3.2 mb ]
Gotta love Crotchey


confederate redneck shop prank call [ 2 mb ]


RED [ 0.9 mb ]
I love this game. Defend your planet from asteroids in this fun flash game.



So that wraps it up.

Wicked mirror type thing.
line super follow [ 0 mb ]


A note to Natus: I can't get the blueballmachine to work, my downloader only gets the music part.


A few people really liked Fitzwilliam's Wish last week, so here's another video from the Big Gay Sketch Show. There will be one more next week.

lesbian speed dating [ 9.7 mb ]

This is the coolest loop ever.
the door [ 5.1 mb ]

HEDDDGGGGEHOOOOOOGGGG
hedgehog launch [ 4.2 mb ]

Har har har. Silly 80's commercials.

do you douche? [ 1.2 mb ]

Stupid flowers.
bloomin gardens [ 0.2 mb ]

Remember "He kicked him. He was injured. Injured man"? here's another commercial with that same kid.

trigon commercial 2 [ 1.3 mb ]

Mmm, no collagen.

rubberskin [ 6.1 mb ]

My sister intorduced me to the big gay sketch show recently. they're good.

fitzwilliam's wish [ 8 mb ]

Octopi are pretty neat

octopus skillz [ 9 mb ]

Just a heads up: Some strong words =>

she has a boyfriend [ 7.1 mb ]

So I have a lot of time on my hands these days, which is nice, but it also makes for a lot of video browsing. So now, here's one for those of you who, like me, don't have anything better to do, except now since I've made this update, you don't even have to browse Youtube!

You're welcome. Yes, I am awesome. No, I will not marry you.


Magnetism [ 3.3 mb ]


Send God error report? Y/N [ 4.1 mb ]

If you're one of those people who can't live without your music for the length of your family's annual camping trip, or if you just like to impress the ladies, this one's for you.


Charging an iPod: How Resourceful People Do It [ 8 mb ]

Poor guy. A 28 lb. weight traveling at high velocity...


Karma, Meet Physics. [ 1.2 mb ]

And, another one completely unrelated to physics but still pretty cool.


the french - cooler than everyone else? [ 3.3 mb ]

A friend showed me these guy's videos yesterday, so here's some of my favorites!


is it a good idea to microwave glow sticks [ 10 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave christmas lights? [ 7.3 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave a lava lamp? [ 11.2 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave fireworks? [ 11.7 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave a barbie doll? [ 9.7 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave dynamite? [ 12.6 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave soy sauce? [ 7 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave a furby? [ 12.7 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave steel wool? [ 3.4 mb ]


is it a good idea to microwave a portable tv? [ 11.6 mb ]

There's tons more on their page, so go check them out!